spotted

11May09

yes, you are spotted. ive spotted you so many times, you and your ridiculous tan even though it’s winter, and your ridiculous tattoos that are so hot because theyre all black and white but they are also plentiful. i found you. i always felt your droopy eyes on me in dhall, theyre black and don’t match the rest of your face. but i liked them and now i know who you are and i probably won’t stop eyefucking you around campus until i find you out at a lodge, or an apartment party, or an iclub social and thrust myself upon you and fulfill what once was only accomplished with my eyes and realize that you’re just like every other skinny wierd looking inked up college kid and actually pretty unsatisfying in bed. then my vagina will itch for months and ill get wierd periods because even though i despised it i still put up with your mediocre penis invading my vagina (thats too much i only despised it sometimes). anyway im still pretty thrilled that you actually have an identity, for now at least, until i abolish that that is..but no i dont want to ruin this you’re probably brilliant and exciting and everything i need and know just the way to please me and i’m so excited about thisyou little fictitious book character that i invented based off our eye intercourse, your strange skin, and your facebook page. we will be beautiful together but that probably won’t happen if we actually talk or touch each other in any normal situation. please please please touch me!

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had to jog my memory again of you with one of your photo albums. that’s right we see each other at the gym too and we’re never on the same machines but i always look at you and am consistently surprised by how much you work out which is good in case we are in this wonderful relationship together and instead of making daily trips to wawa to eat candy and drunk food we’ll be going to the gym andill be jealous because you’re faster and more muscular than me but i won’t care because i get to touch those muscles (though small) whenever i want. you and your friends all look the same though which is kind of stupid, i can’t date people who has clones and talks the same as all their friends thats way too much and a little self-glorifying don’t you think? Please, buy new jeans or something

and of course you’re friends with kelly because we all know that everyone whos the least bit conscious of the world and embraces an alternative lifestyle must be friends with this girl who wears berets and has a plasticy complexion.

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